英语话剧剧本搞笑-顾文姬

Q: 大学生搞笑英语话剧剧本

荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you wan

Q: 白雪公主搞笑英语话剧剧本

穷开心：别人开心是真开心，我开心真是穷开心，不管三七二十一，开心茶馆寻开心，准开心，你说是不是！。 观众：是。 二、情景表演部份 穷开心手拿一张假百元钞票独白：你说人倒霉来，盐罐生咀，喝水塞牙，放屁伤人，走路扭脚，什么时候混进了一张假币幺冻冻（100）。 穷开心用手掌打了一下自己的脸骂：白睁着一双金鱼豹眼。 穷开心露出狡诈的笑容：道高一尺，魔高一丈，有法子了。 老开心上，老开心站在服务台上笑脸迎接穷开心，穷开心坐在茶桌上，跷起二郎腿。 老开心：小妹上茶。 穷开心：上最好的碧螺春，外加一盘开心果。 小开心端着茶水上：老板，开心茶馆，喝碧螺春，嚼开心果，开开心心，今天开心明天开心天天开心月月开心年

Q: 十五分钟八人搞笑英语话剧剧本

《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧） 本文来自:恒星英语学习网(www.Hxen.com)详细出处参考： http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4960.htmlWanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不

Q: 急需荆轲刺秦王英语搞笑话剧剧本！！！！！

无聊啊...是老师让写的吗？

周游mobile

Mon.： Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving. In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they

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樱桃乄尛纨籽

FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a

原贴：6人搞笑英语话剧剧本加翻译

婺源汪老师

女儿：S

父亲：F

母亲：M

场景1：

S:Morning mom.

M: moruing dear.

M:Why don't you sit down and eat your breakfast?

S:ok.

M:Did you finish your homework dear?

S:yes

M:Did you brush your teeth?

S:mom,I haven't finished eating breakfast yet.I'll brush my teeth when I'm down.

M:Sandy,What's wrong with you arm?

S:nothing...

M:Come here. Let me see. Sandy,you have tattoos?

S:No! this is a picture I was draw. Look! Clean! not really tattoos.

M:Sandy, I'm sure it's not good for you.I've seen other teenagers walking around town with tattoos and prercings

all over their bodies.they are not good students.I can't believe you have same with them.

S:mom,it's so cool in our school.My peers say the tattoos is very beautiful,and I think it's art.

M:Tattoos is art?my god... Now, I don't have time to talk with you.I'm late,I've got to go.Tonight we must have

family meeting to discuss your mind,it's the biggest problem with you.

S:What's wrong with my mind?You don't understand me!

(S:照镜子，听音乐，打电话）

场景2：

F:Sandy,Why don't you go to school?

S:I'm free this morning.

F:You always take a phone with your friend.It's waste too much time for youself,and you never talk about study,

your topic usually about makeup,music,chothing and "What's cool".

S:(对电话里说）"call me later" Dad,I'm fifteen.I have my mind.I'm old enough to make a decision with my time and

what should I do.I'm not a baby!

F:I'm not agree with you.we should discuss about you.

S:Oh...again... Why do you baffle me?

F:What?

S:Nothing...

(S: Hello,yes!I'm free...ok,see you later.)

场景3：

M:I think arm with tattoos is terriable.Is so danger that you can't change your mind.

F:But the tattoos not ture,(S:点头）too much phone is the biggest problem.

M:Dear,she is not alone,she want communicate with each other is good.

F:Phone waste too much time!

S:Now, the biggest problem is quarrel,not me....

翻译：场景1 ：

问：早上妈妈。

男：今天上午亲爱的。

男：你为什么不坐下来吃饭的早餐？

问：确定。

男：你完成你的功课亲爱的？

问：是

男：你刷牙？

问：妈妈，我还没有吃完早餐yet.I ，我刷我的牙齿当我下来。

男：沙地，有什么不好你胳膊？

问：什么...

男：来这里。让我看看。沙地，您有纹身？

S模式：不！这是一个图片我是抽奖。看！清洁的！没有真正纹身。

男：沙地，我相信这不是好you.I都有看到其他青少年走动镇纹身和prercings

所有他们的bodies.they不好students.I不能相信你有与他们相同。

问：妈妈，这么酷的school.My同行说，纹身是非常漂亮，我认为这是艺术。

男：纹身是艺术？我的上帝...现在，我没有时间跟you.I '米晚了，我得go.Tonight我们必须有

家庭会议，以讨论您的想法，这是最大的问题与您联系。

问：有什么不好我心中？你不理解我吧！

（ S模式：照镜子，听音乐，打电话）

场景2 ：

传真：沙地，你为什么不去上学？

问：我今天上午免费。

传真：你总是需要一个电话与您friend.It的浪费太多时间为自己，你从来没有谈论研究，

您的主题通常化妆，音乐， chothing和“什么是酷” 。

问：（对电话里说） “后给我打电话”爸爸，我fifteen.I我mind.I '米，能够作出决定的时间和

我应该怎么do.I '米不是一个婴儿！

传真：我不同意you.we应该讨论你。

问：噢... ...再次你为什么要困惑我吗？

传真：什么？

问：什么...

（ S模式：您好，是的！我自由...没关系，回头见。）

场景3 ：

男：我觉得手臂刺青是terriable.Is如此危险，你不能改变您的想法。

传真：但是纹身不自然，（ S模式：点头）太多手机是最大的问题。

男：亲爱的，她并不孤单，她要互相沟通是好的。

传真：电话浪费太多时间！

问：现在，最大的问题是争吵，而不是我....

参考资料：翻译可能有点问题，楼主怎么的也得给个辛苦分吧.....

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alice_shu

荆珂刺秦王旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want t

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leavemealo

在一个阳光明媚的清晨，灰太狼在摩尔城堡抓青蛙回去给老婆吃。Pleasant goat and grey wolf " " mole drama script in a sunny morning, grey wolf in the castle to catch the frog back to eat his wife.灰太狼：青蛙！青蛙！你别跑！我抓到你的！Grey Wolf: frog! Frog. Don't you run! I gotcha.灰太狼看见一群小羊在城堡露台上玩Grey wolf saw a group of sheep in the castle terrace to

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某某人

http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_5e9fa0040100dco1.html 是《喜羊羊与灰太狼》的。已经大获成功，视频：http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_5e9fa0040100dgzd.html~type=v5_one&label=rela_nextarticle

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原贴：6人搞笑英语话剧剧本加翻译

yiran0311

我没有那个，给你讲个三字经吧上网的三字经群之初，性本善，打打字，聊聊天；斗地主，侃大山，加好友，视频见；发表情，传图片，谈个情，赛初恋；靓一点，不多见，丑一点，也有电；见个面，吃顿饭，谁买单，都情愿；好友多，有点乱，对上号，比较难；辨网名，看资料，查纪录，翻从前；心不静，手不烦，天天聊，早到晚；花网费，耗情感，像工作，不赚钱；练潜水，玩闪电，拉帮套，把群建；加入群，更方便，省话费，好经管；呼新朋，唤旧友，竖群规，立论坛；管理员，挺有权，不老实，腿上练；人一多，嘴就乱，告状的，也得管；伤心的，最危险，踢错了，不好办；人气火，摆酒宴，AA制，五十元；老朋友，对

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Ck卩.

look for "free play scripts", "4 males" on

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虾小鱼

Net Friend 互联网交友 Summary: Is it correct to make friends on the Internet? Will it be dangerous? Bill, Hillary's younger brother, is a rude and impolite boy. Everyone in his school doesn't like him. However, he really wants to have a girlfriend, so he asks his sister to help him. Then Hillary pretende

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fuababy

An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mo

原贴：英语话剧剧本！！！！！

凤凰涅磐

什么级别的？小学？初中？高中？大学？

原贴：英语话剧剧本！！！！！

一辉

阿甘正传的片断 FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd

原贴：6人搞笑英语话剧剧本

Googlegirl_S

我妈学英语的热情日益高涨,因而我的苦难就日益加深.因此每当老妈问我英文的时候,我都会先吃三片阿期匹林,缠好绷带,再运上龟背神功至第十二重. 下面是我和老妈的对话，A代老妈，B代我： A:“儿子啊,i`m very annoyance,don`t trouble me .是什么意思啊~?” B:“我很烦,别烦我” A:“找打,跟**这么说话”(于是被扁) A“i hear nothing,reapt. 是what意思啊” B:“我没听清,再说一次” A:“i hear nothing,reapt” B：“我没听清,再说一次” 结果被扁 A：再问:“what do you say “又怎么

原贴：英语话剧剧本要搞笑的急！！

谁用尾巴擦屁屁

无聊啊...是老师让写的吗？

原贴：急需荆轲刺秦王英语搞笑话剧剧本！！！！！

彭p

新梁山伯与祝英台

原贴：求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）

六六大顺子

《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）本文来自:恒星英语学习网(www.Hxen.com)详细出处参考： http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4960.htmlWanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不

原贴：十五分钟八人搞笑英语话剧剧本

Jenny_CYM

《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）本文来自: 恒星英语学习网( 详细出处参考：焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy wifeisWu

原贴：求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）

sophie.yongting

甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this f

原贴：搞笑英语话剧剧本

zenglm

老友记随便挑一部过来好了。。

原贴：求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）

星宿的愿望

牛郎给织女的情书：亲爱的织女你好，七七又到，星汉迢迢，思君又是三百日，今年不敢踏鹊桥。虽然鹊桥又该搭了，但是今年我不能去和你相会了，原因很多，简单归纳几条：1、今年雪灾，又地震，我这里收成很差，家里比较困难；2、我虽然开了个黄牛养殖厂，可是由于银行贷款紧缩银根，我成为今年上半年6.7万家倒闭的中小企业之一，赔了很多钱；3、我试着做出口生意，结果出口退税取消了一大块，美圆又贬值的一塌糊涂，又赔了很多钱；4、咱家两个儿子一个死了，一个疯了，因为他们迷恋炒股；5、因为奥运会的缘故，路上安检的关口太多，还要限制尾数单双号，咱家牛都是一条尾巴的，我怕我走一天歇一天的，到你那里七七已经变成九一八了。6、说

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shmily6888

编辑需要时间

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wohanyou

“哦——!”怎么回事?为什么五(1)班教师这么热闹?原来，老师布置给了大家一个作业，让大家在周末拍一张照片，谁的最新奇，谁的就最好!同学们个个摩拳擦掌，兴奋不已。星期六，小番茄同学拿着他的相机，在大街上走着。边走边想：老师说要新奇，那么我就拍一张……一张滑稽的照片吧!可是……哪里有机会拍呢……“嘿嘿，小猴，翻跟斗!翻跟斗!……”不远处的一个院子里，有许多人在看小猴的表演，这时，小番茄眼前一亮：“耍猴不是很滑稽吗?说不定还有一些意外的收获呢!”于是，他一蹦一跳地跑了过去，正巧这时大家被小猴逗得哈哈大笑，而小猴也兴致正高，走钢丝走完了，又翻起了跟斗，这会儿又在转手帕……小番茄也跟着大家一起鼓掌

原贴：搞笑英语话剧剧本

茶者歌之

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding! 太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着： To be or not to be, that's a question. 阿三：Hero，we need your help. 荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 荆柯：I am very busy now! 阿三：IC, ID, I

原贴：急需荆轲刺秦王英语搞笑话剧剧本！！！！！

foggy1012

[英语小品剧本] 英语话剧剧本 Pygmalion By George Bernard Shaw 11-27 [英语小品剧本] THE MASK 面膜未知 11-27 [英语小品剧本] 英语话剧剧本新梁祝外传未知 11-27 [英语小品剧本] 音乐剧：Peter and the Wolf （彼德与狼）潘彩英 11-27 [英语小品剧本] The Gifts （礼物）潘彩英 11-27 [英语小品剧本] 英语短剧：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 尚丽娟（Lily） 11-27 [英语小品剧本] 英语话剧剧本●傻子春天佚名 11-27 [英语小品剧本

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迷糊妈妈

绝对是搞笑英语剧本: Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company. This day they are talking in the office. Ca: Bingo!du I finally finish this case. It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week. Wing: Me too .I always get so busy in this season. I have drunk three cups of coffee

原贴：搞笑英语话剧剧本

淘淘shopping

旁白:Long long ago, there were three little pigs living with their mother. They were very happy and they were very kind to their friends. Look! They are coming! (情景一:猪妈妈和三只小猪在森林里快乐的玩耍)(加快乐的音乐 ) M: babies, Come on! Pp:Here we come! M: Let’s do some exercises. Lift your arms. Bend your knees. Touch your

原贴：搞笑英语话剧剧本

king_xin

小明发现自己学的英语当中有许多都是根据它的颜色来说的.于是,小明回到老家，自以为是的向大家宣告自己学会的英语，有一位小朋友问他：“煤的英语怎么读啊？”小明知道自己没学过多少单词，于是，他答道：“读：黑秋吗空一大团”

原贴：英语话剧剧本要搞笑的急！！

say_u_love_me

搞笑5人剧本西门吹雪与叶孤城演员表：西门吹雪叶孤城花满楼 king 旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow . Birdsaredancinginthecold . Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep . Windiscominginsilence. Another mysteriousmanapproaches . Y与X相遇． X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !

原贴：英语话剧剧本要搞笑的急！！

ROY

穷开心：别人开心是真开心，我开心真是穷开心，不管三七二十一，开心茶馆寻开心，准开心，你说是不是！。观众：是。二、情景表演部份穷开心手拿一张假百元钞票独白：你说人倒霉来，盐罐生咀，喝水塞牙，放屁伤人，走路扭脚，什么时候混进了一张假币幺冻冻（100）。穷开心用手掌打了一下自己的脸骂：白睁着一双金鱼豹眼。穷开心露出狡诈的笑容：道高一尺，魔高一丈，有法子了。老开心上，老开心站在服务台上笑脸迎接穷开心，穷开心坐在茶桌上，跷起二郎腿。老开心：小妹上茶。穷开心：上最好的碧螺春，外加一盘开心果。小开心端着茶水上：老板，开心茶馆，喝碧螺春，嚼开心果，开开心心，今天开心明天开心天天开心月月开心年

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明月清泉自在怀

就撒谎素养我

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知秋

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白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do th

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原贴：急需荆轲刺秦王英语搞笑话剧剧本！！！！！

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