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IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is

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IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possessionof a good fortune must be in want of a wife。  However little known the feelings or views of such a man may beon his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in theminds of the surrounding families, that he is considered as the rightfulproperty of some one or other of their daughters。    ''My dear Mr。 Bennet,'' said his lady to him one day, ''have youheard that Netherfield Park is let at last?''Mr。   Bennet replied that he had not。  ''But it is,'' returned she; ''for Mrs。 Long has just been here,and she told me all about it。  ''Mr。 Bennet made no answer。''Do not you want to know who has taken it?'' cried his wife impatiently。    ''You want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearingit。''This was invitation enough。  ''Why, my dear, you must know, Mrs。 Long says that Netherfieldis taken by a young man of large fortune from the north of England; thathe came down on Monday in a chaise and four to see the place, and was somuch delighted with it that he agreed with Mr。     Morris immediately; thathe is to take possession before Michaelmas, and some of his servants areto be in the house by the end of next week。    ''''What is his name?''''Bingley。''''Is he married or single?''''Oh! single, my dear, to be sure! A single man of large fortune;four or five thousand a year。     What a fine thing for our girls!''''How so? how can it affect them?''''My dear Mr。 Bennet,'' replied his wife, ''how can you be sotiresome! You must know that I am thinking of his marrying one of them。    ''''Is that his design in settling here?''''Design! nonsense, how can you talk so! But it is very likelythat he may fall in love with one of them, and therefore you mustvisit him as soon as he comes。    ''''I see no occasion for that。 You and the girls may go, or youmay send them by themselves, which perhaps will be still better; for, asyou are as handsome as any of them, Mr。     Bingley might like you the bestof the party。''''My dear, you flatter me。 I certainly have had my shareof beauty, but I do not pretend to be any thing extraordinary now。     Whena woman has five grown up daughters, she ought to give over thinking ofher own beauty。  ''''In such cases, a woman has not often much beauty to think of。  ''''But, my dear, you must indeed go and see Mr。   Bingley when hecomes into the neighbourhood。''''It is more than I engage for, I assure you。  ''''But consider your daughters。   Only think what an establishmentit would be for one of them。 Sir William and Lady Lucas are determinedto go, merely on that account, for in general, you know they visit no newcomers。     Indeed you must go, for it will be impossible for us to visit him,if you do not。''''You are over-scrupulous, surely。   I dare say Mr。   Bingley willbe very glad to see you; and I will send a few lines by you to assure himof my hearty consent to his marrying which ever he chuses of the girls;though I must throw in a good word for my little Lizzy。    ''''I desire you will do no such thing。 Lizzy is not a bit betterthan the others; and I am sure she is not half so handsome as Jane, norhalf so good humoured as Lydia。     But you are always giving her thepreference。''''They have none of them much to recommend them,'' replied he;''they are all silly and ignorant like other girls; but Lizzy has somethingmore of quickness than her sisters。    ''''Mr。 Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such way?You take delight in vexing me。   You have no compassion on my poor nerves。  ''''You mistake me, my dear。 I have a high respect for your nerves。  They are my old friends。 I have heard you mention them with considerationthese twenty years at least。    ''''Ah! you do not know what I suffer。''''But I hope you will get over it, and live to see many youngmen of four thousand a year come into the neighbourhood。    ''''It will be no use to us if twenty such should come, since youwill not visit them。  ''''Depend upon it, my dear, that when there are twenty I will visitthem all。  ''Mr。 Bennet was so odd a mixture of quick parts, sarcastic humour,reserve, and caprice, that the experience of three and twenty years hadbeen insufficient to make his wife understand his character。     Hermind was less difficult to develope。 She was a woman of mean understanding,little information, and uncertain temper。   When she was discontented, shefancied herself nervous。     The business of her life was to get her daughtersmarried; its solace was visiting and news。

中文部分是翻译，正文在下面啊！ A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者 B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前 A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。 B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了） A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B） B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊 A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆） B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？ E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~ 与此同时A与B还在纠

A 唉!新鲜土豆,卖土豆啦!哎呀等很久了,唉新鲜土豆啊!卖土豆嘞!大哥你们几个都在啊!我想吃块西瓜啊!谢谢啊!唉卖土豆,新鲜土豆啊!卖土豆一块二啊!唉这个地方比较大,唉卖土豆,唉新鲜土豆卖土豆,哎呀人气很旺啊生意不错,唉老子先打个电话,哎呀歪了,他娘的(配音)喂喂是小龙女吗?对啊!我是杨过,你那多少钱,什么,八毛,哎呀你笨啊你,我这里一块二赶紧过来啊!唉新鲜土豆啊!唉办年货了 主持说:第一个来买土豆的,是一个下班经过的女歌唱家 B ~~~老头啊!总想对你表白,你的土豆是多少钱一斤 A 他娘的买菜就买菜,她还玩儿美声,~~~总想对你倾诉,我的土豆是一块二一斤 B 八毛一斤你卖不卖 A 八毛卖了我就 就勒紧裤腰带 B 啊~~~!不卖就不卖,咱们俩个Good Bay A 拜拜就拜拜,我呸— 浪费老子表情,唱了半天娘的一斤都不买,烦躁 主持说:第二个来买土豆的,妈的嗨大了 A 唉土豆卖土豆嘞!(配音) 新鲜土豆 C 亲爱的老头你土豆怎么卖 A 哎呀跟我玩RAP,亲爱的小妹土豆一块二 C 八毛卖不卖 A 八毛不能卖 C 不卖就不卖 咱俩Good Bay A 拜拜就拜拜 啊拜拜就(不小心摔跤)哎呦,多搞两下吧!腰都搞散了 主持说:第三个来买土豆的是个娘娘腔 A 唉,新鲜的土豆一块儿,赶紧卖嘞!唉,土豆新鲜土豆,不买后悔了,土豆一块二,新鲜土豆啊!赶紧买嘞,卖完过年,便宜卖了土豆,新鲜的 D 老头,土豆怎么卖啊! A 土豆一块儿 D 一块二啊!八毛卖吗? A 八毛太少了,不能卖 D 八毛卖嘛! A 真不能卖 D 八毛卖咯 A 不能卖 D 卖咯 A 不能卖 D 卖咯卖咯 A 不能卖 D 卖咯 A 不卖 D 去,不卖拉到 哼! A 真是个神经病, 算了,还是卖土豆,卖土豆了一块二,赶紧买嘞! 主持说:我靠,黑社会也吃土豆 A 唉新鲜土豆了一块二,赶紧买嘞瞧一瞧,看一看,唉新鲜土豆 E 老头 A 大哥 E 土豆怎么卖啊 A 土豆一块二 E 一块二贵了点,八毛怎么样 A 八毛,大哥八毛不能卖,卖了我就贴本了 E 不卖,我看你还是卖了吧!(配音。    假装刮胡子)怎么样啊! A 大哥,帮忙你帮帮我,不能卖啊! E 你不卖 ……不卖就不卖 A 他娘的跟老子玩黑社会,老子三岁就是海口老大,跟老子搞 主持说:朋友们你们看看,就他这种办法卖土豆,别说一袋子土豆了,一个土豆也卖不出去,哪有这么做生意的 A 哦!谁在后面,叽叽歪歪嘀嘀咕咕啊!是谁,谁在说话, ,他说的,是不是他,,难怪老子一个土豆都卖不出去,他娘的你给我出来,我砍死你 主持说:不……不,我没有别的意思,我的意思是说,不能像你这么卖土豆,是不是,你想想做生意嘛!和气生财,你看看你还拿这么大的刀 A 怎么卖啊! 主持说:你这土豆不好卖 A 告诉你今儿土豆你买啦! 主持说:我不吃我不吃土豆,再说一块二也贵了点,我不买 A 不买也得买 主持说:你这不是强买强卖嘛! A 老子今天我就强卖了 主持说:你这不讲道理嘛! A 我就不讲道理了,真是的 主持说:老大爷这样吧!我跟你商量一件事 A 没什么好商量的 主持说:我家没人吃土豆 A 不吃关我屁事照买 主持说:你那土豆我不能买 A 不买也得买 主持说:真的不能买 A 告诉你,你识相点,你全给我买了知道吗? 主持说:(道具枪) 那我真不想买, 你刀呢? A 没有那个 主持说:你不玩刀了 A 不玩了 主持说:那你不玩会了 A 我不玩,你慢慢玩 主持说:我不玩了,我打死你。    。

I have a good friend. She is a cute girl. Her hair is long and straight. Her eyes are big. Her nose is small. She is very thin. She likes to help others. She is a hard-working student. She is good at English and Chinese. Her favorite season is summer, because she likes eating ice-creams in hot days.

DA(doctorA)： good morning ,young man!Whatis yourname,pleace! A: My name is Zhang Ming.I am twelve years old now.I come here to see my eyes.By the way,what is the meaning of the Flying Eye Hospital? DB; we doctor in this hospital fly to different poor places.people with eye problems can come to us. D

可以用高中课本剧中的项链，以Mathilde和Jeanne 的对话来讲述项链的故事。我觉得不错哦。 可以参看这个视频啊http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/Z_8uOBifjos/ 英语话剧 《项链》 希望对你有帮助。

The Tiger and The Fox(狐假虎威) (旁白)One day, in a forest a fox ran into a tiger, which was hunting in the forest. Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the beasts. But now I’m very hungry. I must find some animals to eat at once. Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good me

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