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tonybaby
考试疯云(校园小品) 人物:小艾,小伍,小玲,老师 场景:教室 内容: 小玲趴在桌上睡觉。 小艾丢了本书在旁边,出去。 小伍进来,坐在小艾的位置上。 小艾(进来):唉,哥们儿,真是莫名其妙,是不是在搞笑,难道你没看到,这个座我已经占了! 小伍:丁是丁,卯是卯,其实我占的比你早! 小艾:我一大早就来了,咋没看见你呢? 小伍:我昨天晚上占的。 小艾:最后一排是我的专利!为了它,我每天早早地起了床,抢破了头,血直流,这个位置不能丢! 小伍:最后一排是我的骄傲,风水宝地这边独好。要想把我从这赶跑(小艾:——咋地?)劝你趁早拉倒! 小玲醒来:吵什么吵什么吵? 一大早就在这么神圣的教室里吵架,浪费大好青春
原贴:两个人的相声剧本
mingdaiding
母亲:“宝宝,妈妈忙去了,咱外边晾的衣服呢。你看着别让人偷了去,有事就叫我。” 宝宝:“嗯” 来了一小偷,对孩子:“几岁啦?” 宝宝:“5岁” 小偷:“你叫什么名字啊。” 宝宝:“我叫小虎” 小偷:“你认识我吗?” 宝宝:“不认识” 小偷:“咱们俩一起玩吧,我姓逗,叫逗你玩,你叫我,叫我。” 宝宝:“逗你玩” 小偷:“好,太好啦。” 小偷拿走了衣服,小宝大声的叫:“妈妈,他拿咱家褂子啦。” 母亲:“谁啊?” 宝宝:“逗你玩” 母亲:“好好看的” 小偷拿走了裤子,小宝大声的叫:“妈妈,他拿咱家裤子啦。” 母亲:“谁啊?” 宝宝:“逗你玩” 母亲:“这孩子。一会我揍你,好好看的别叫啦” 小偷拿走了
原贴:小品剧本(两个人的)
缘浅情深
A Play: Buying Medicine By Liu Qinglin Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei S ------- Shopkeeper D- ---- Doctor Li O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----) Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----) H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy W- ---- Woman J ------ Japanese Scene1 ( At an old temple lie some wounded sold
棠肖
Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company。 This day they are talking in the office。 Ca: Bingo! I finally finish this case。 It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week。 Wing: Me too 。I always get so busy in this season。 I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake。 Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much。 What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion。 Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!Ca: You are right。 Let’s pig out on junk food!Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown。 I miss German food!Ca: so do I 。how much I love French food!Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before。 Do you have any recommendation?Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices。 Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checseCi: They all sound yummy。 But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?Wing&Ca: NoCi: The answer is dumplings!Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted 。 Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time。 Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me 。 what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together。 I will teach you how to cook it。Ca: Great! That is fantastic。 Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplingsWing: Very good idea! We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work。 Ci: Sure。We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger。(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”Ca: sure, here you are 。 what s next?Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together 。be careful ,don’t add too much water。 Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly。 it is becoming and softerWing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it 。 shall I blend them?CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well。 A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too。 (an hour later)Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared 。 lets start!CiCi: Wait! I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown。 Look, what are these?Ca: Wow! Cheese! Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine。 Wing: God。 Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready。 Ca: So it is a complete big meal。Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life。 Let’s cheers!Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!。
精神旅游
Mon。:TomorrowwillbeChristmas。ButDellafeelsverysad。Becauseshehasnomoneytobuyapresentforherhusband,Jim。 Shehasonlyonedollarandeighty-sevencents。 Theyhaveonly20dollarsaweek,itdoesn’tleavemuchforsaving。 Infact,DellaandJimhavetwopossessionsinwhichtheybothtakeverygreatpride。OneisJim’sgoldwatch,whichhasbeenhisfather’sandhisgrandfather’s。 TheotherisDella’slongbeautifulhair。D:Lifeissohardforme。ThoughIsavedthemoneyformanymonths,Istillhaveonlyonedollarandeightysevencents。 D:I----I----Ihavetohavemyhaircutandsoldit。InthatwayIcangetsomemoneyandIcanbuyabeautifulpresentforJim。 (Attheshop—“MadameSofronie。WeBuyHairGoodsofAllKinds”)D:Willyoubuymyhair?M:Yes,Ibuyallkindsofhair。 Sitdown,please。Takeyourhatoffandletmehavealook。Oh,verybeautiful。Verygood!Twentydollars,OK?D:Allright。 Butpleasegiveittomequickly。M:Hereyouare。 Twentydollars。D:Thankyou。Bye。M:Bye。Mon。:Dellaspenttwohoursinthestreets。 ThenshestoppedataGoldShopandboughtagoldwatchchain。Now,Dellaisathome。 D:Oh,whatabeautifulgoldwatchchain。 IthinkitmustmatchJim'swatch。Whenheseesithemustbeveryhappy。(SuddenlythedooropenedandincameJim。)J:You-----?D:Jim。 Don’tlookatmethatway。IhadmyhaircutoffandsolditbecauseIcouldn’thavelivedthroughChristmaswithoutgivingyouapresent。 Jim,itwillgrowquickly。 Youdon’tmind,doyou?Ijusthadtodoit。Myhairgrowsveryfast,youknow。 Say“MerryChristmas!”Jim,andlet’sbehappy。J:You’vecutoffyourhair?D:I’vecutitoffandsoldit。 It’ssold。 Itellyou-soldandgone,too。It’sChristmasEve,Jim。Begoodtome,foritwentforyou。J:Well,Della。Don’tmakeanymistakeaboutme。 Idon’tthinkthere’sanythingaboutahaircutthatcouldmakemeloveyouanyless。 Iknow,itwentforme。 Lookatthispackage。D:What?J:Lookatityourself。You'llsee。D:Ah!Thecombs。Theywereintheshopwindowsformanymonths!J:Yes,thebeautifulcombs,puretortoiseshell,withjewelryrims--justthecolortowearinyourbeautiful,hair。 D:But,Jim。Theyareexpensivecombs。Iknow,myhearthadlongedforthemwithouttheleasthopeofpossession。 Nowtheyaremine。ThankyouJim。J;Now,youwillseewhyIwasupsetatfirst。 D:Jim,youdon’tknowwhatanice–whatabeautiful,nicegiftI’vegotforyou。 Canyouguess?J:I'msorry。Iwon'tguess。D:Look。Agoldwatchchain。Isn’titlovely,Jim?Ihuntedalloverthetowntofindit。 You’llhavetolookatthetimeahundredtimesadaynow。Givemeyourwatch。Iwanttoseehowitlooksonit。 J:Della,Let’sputourChristmasgiftsawayandkeepthemawhile。 They’retoonicetousejustatpresent。 Isoldthewatchtogetthemoney。AndIboughtthecombs。Now,Let’shaveoursupper。礼物旁白:明天是圣诞节,但是德拉觉得很难过,因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物,她只有1。 87美元,他们一个月只有20美元的收入,那很难再从中省钱了。事实上,德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝,一件是吉姆的金表,那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的,还有一件是德拉那一头棕发,又长又美丽。 德拉:生活对我来说很困难,虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了,我仍然只有1。 87美元。德拉:我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉,那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。(在店门口,写着“夫人:我们买各种各样的头发”)德拉:你买我的头发吗?夫人:是的,我们买各式的头发,把你的帽子脱下来,让我看一下你的头发。 哦,很美的头发,很好的发质,20美元,行不行?德拉:好的,但是请你快点把钱给我。 夫人:给你,20美元。德拉:谢谢你,再见。夫人:再见。旁白:德拉在街上逛了2个小时,然后她在一家金店止步,进去买了一条金表链。 现在德拉正在家里。德拉:哦,多么漂亮的金链子,我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配,当他看到它的时候,一定会很高兴的。(突然门打开了,吉姆走了进来)吉姆:你……?德拉:吉姆,不要那样看着我,我剪了我的头发并卖了,因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节,吉姆,它会长得很快的,你不会介意的,是不是?我必须这么做,我的头发长得很快的,这你是知道的,说:“圣诞快乐!”,吉姆,让我们高兴起来。 吉姆:你剪了你的头发?德拉:我剪了头发并卖了,它被卖掉了,我跟你说它被卖掉了,没有了!现在是圣诞节前夜,对我好一点,吉姆,那都是为了你。吉姆:哦,德拉,别误会我,我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了,我知道,那是为了我,看看这个包裹。 德拉:什么?吉姆:你自己看吧!你会明白的。 德拉:啊,是梳子!它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。吉姆:是的,那套漂亮的梳子,镶珠宝的,那颜色正好配你的发色。德拉:但是,吉姆,那些都是很贵的,我知道,我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。 现在,它们是我的了,谢谢你,吉姆。吉姆:现在,你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。 德拉:吉姆,我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物,你能猜出来吗?吉姆:对不起,我不想猜。德拉:看,一条金表链,吉姆,它是不是很可爱?我找遍了整个城才找的,你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。 把你的表给我,我想看一下表链装在表上的样子。吉姆:德拉,让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间,它们太好了,但我们现在用不着,我把表卖了。 得到了钱才买了这梳子。现在让我们吃晚饭吧!。
音妹妹
Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company。 This day they are talking in the office。 Ca: Bingo! I finally finish this case。 It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week。 Wing: Me too 。I always get so busy in this season。 I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake。 Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much。 What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion。 Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!Ca: You are right。 Let’s pig out on junk food!Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown。 I miss German food!Ca: so do I 。how much I love French food!Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before。 Do you have any recommendation?Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices。 Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checseCi: They all sound yummy。 But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?Wing&Ca: NoCi: The answer is dumplings!Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted 。 Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time。 Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me 。 what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together。 I will teach you how to cook it。Ca: Great! That is fantastic。 Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplingsWing: Very good idea! We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work。 Ci: Sure。We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger。(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”Ca: sure, here you are 。 what s next?Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together 。be careful ,don’t add too much water。 Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly。 it is becoming and softerWing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it 。 shall I blend them?CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well。 A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too。 (an hour later)Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared 。 lets start!CiCi: Wait! I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown。 Look, what are these?Ca: Wow! Cheese! Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine。 Wing: God。 Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready。 Ca: So it is a complete big meal。Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life。 Let’s cheers!Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!。
climbince
山羊与牧羊人 很多山羊被牧羊人赶到羊圈里。有一只山羊不知在吃什么好东西,单独落在后面。牧羊人拿起一块石头扔了过去,正巧打断了山羊的一只角。牧羊人吓得请求山羊不要告诉主人,山羊说:"即使我不说,又怎能隐瞒下去呢?我的角已断了,这是十分明显的事实。" 这故事说明,明显的罪状是无法隐瞒的。 Goats and sheep shepherd many goats were rushed to shepherd Lane. I wonder if there is a goat ate things in isolation, left behind. Shepherd picked up a piec
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