英语剧本3人版短剧搞笑

April Fool's Day 愚人节 (N：讲述故事者；F：愚男；Mum：妈妈；U：丑男；D1：大女儿；D2：小女儿；S：科学家；king国王) N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies! 许多年以前的四月一日，有个婴孩诞生了，他老爸给他取名为“愚男”，除他妈妈，没人喜欢他。时间过的真快啊！ F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I wil

最佳答案相声：超级主持人甲、乙（合）：大家好！（鞠躬）甲：一个节日马上就到了，是什么日子？大家知道吗？乙：什么呀？甲：还能是什么日子？一月一日不是元旦，还能是方蛋吗？乙：你是说圆圆的蛋吗？蛋不都是圆的吗？甲：别乱说了，我说的是元旦节呀！乙：好，咱言归正传。  听说中央电视台办了个联欢会，那主持人的水平可真不咋地儿！甲：可不是吗？联欢会刚开始，主持人就出来报幕了（一扭一扭地）：“迎新春庆元旦联欢晚会到此结束！”乙：啊？不会吧？还没开始怎么就结束了？甲：这还不算什么呢，接下来还有更厉害的！乙：又怎么了？甲：下面的节目是《黄河大合唱》，为了弥补前面的错误，主持人特意加了一句台词（充满激情地）：“黄河是我们的母亲河！它源远流长，孕育了无数中华儿女，请欣赏合唱（拉长腔调）——长江之歌！”乙：看这激动的，长江跟黄河都分不清了！甲：又一个节目是舞蹈当枫叶红了的时候，主持人又上来了（两手对握放于胸前，悦耳动听地）：“请欣赏舞蹈——当红叶疯了的时候。    ”乙：这都哪儿跟哪儿呀！我看红叶还没疯，我倒是快疯了！甲：接下来主持人朗诵配乐散文黄果树瀑布（抒情地，乙哼乐曲）：“今天我要去游览世界文明的黄果树。到了山脚下，我们开始行进，转过山，我惊呆了！只见山崖上高高地挂着一条破布……”（被乙打断）乙：破布呀！擦桌子用的破布啥时候跑半山腰了！甲：别忙着笑！还有更逗乐的呢！乙：啊？甲：下面一个节目是童声独唱采蘑菇的小姑娘，主持人又上来了（声音清脆地）：“请欣赏童声独唱——采姑娘的小蘑菇！”乙：哈哈！这小蘑菇可真够厉害的！甲：接下来是笛子独奏扬鞭赶马运粮忙，是说农民秋后丰收了，赶着马车运输粮食的欢乐情景。    主持人报幕了：“请欣赏独子笛奏——扬鞭赶马运流氓！”乙：啊？这独子是什么呀？还运流氓呢！甲：最后一个节目是新疆民歌《掀起你的盖头来》，主持人这回倒很自信，不慌不忙地开口了（充满自信地）：“请欣赏新疆民歌掀起你的头盖骨！（带动作）”（乙转身要跑，被甲拦住）甲：相声还没说完呢，你跑什么呀？乙：我再不走，这脑袋都要没了！甲乙（一起鞠躬）：谢谢大家！（下台）。    。

还说呢……晕死……不是看不懂就是太短！真是 晕死 、、、、、、 我也想速度、、、

英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is no

A：世上有3种傻人——没病没灾吃药的，见我这个帅哥不乱叫的，看这小品不笑的。要听我这么说，你还不笑啊？！有病，心病。不瞒你们说，我的主修专业是算命。现在看到呗，我就开了这么个心理诊所，这样既可以放心的赚钱，又可以施展我骗人的特长。带个眼镜，看起来有点学问。哎…人呐，咋就这么聪明。哈,来活了! 请进！ B：哎哟…大夫，你这里是心理诊所不？ A：是是是，快坐。 B：大夫，做人难啊，你说做个地球人咋那么难呢？ A：何出此言呐？ B：坐好听兄弟我慢慢说啊！我叫王老五，外号臭豆腐。有个老板凶似虎，把我刮皮只剩骨，钞票在我面前舞，就是不让买份股。对我横眉冷对，整得我是惨不忍睹。我现在比做寡妇

孙悟空vs猪八戒 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。 小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I

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A Play: Buying Medicine By Liu Qinglin Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei S ------- Shopkeeper D- ---- Doctor Li O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----) Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----) H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy W- ---- Woman J ------ Japanese Scene1 ( At an old temple lie some wounded sold

英语短剧：TheFoxandtheTiger（狐假虎威）T---TigerF---FoxR---RabbitB---BirdFr---FrogB----BearTiger:I’magreattiger.I’mverystrong.I’mverybrave.I’mthekingoftheforest.ButnowI’mveryhungry.Imustfindsth.toeatatonce,orI’lldieimmediately....

The lawnmower: 1 person--> Lawnmower 1 person--> Frustrated Man 1 person--> Just a Guy Frustrated man: WHY WILL THIS DARN THING NOT START! (he yanks on the cord) Lawnmower: Blub blublublublub... (die) Frustrated man pulls on cord again Lawnmower: blub blu... bloo... blark blub Frustrated man calls f

《项链》英文剧本 Necklace The girl was one of those pretty and charming young creatures who sometimes are born, as if by a slip of fate, into a family of clerks. She had no dowry, no expectations, no way of being known, understood, loved, married by any rich and distinguished man; so she let herself be marr

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An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。 小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿，快

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前台小姐：“hello?” 老外：“hi.” 前台小姐：“you have what thing?” 老外：“can you speak English? ” 前台小姐：“if I not speak English, I am speaking what?” 老外：“can anybody else speak English? ” 前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.” 老外：“good heave

睡美人的，不知能不能用得上。 A long time ago and far away there lived a King and Queen .They was very happy, for their first child, a girl, had been born. "We must have a grand christening for her," said the King, who was delighted to have a daughter. "We must invite all the fairies of the kingdom to bless her,"

人物：A， B， C A和B为朋友 C 为小偷 A and B waits for the bus with hands full of shopping bags. A carrying expensive LV handbag. C stands next to A. The bus comes and all three board the bus. A: I'm tired out from all that shopping! B: Yeah but we managed to get quite a few good bargains! C looks around, a litt

Little Red Riding Hood 小红帽 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood 唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum：