关于诚信剧本
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会爬树的猪
好么,楼主是不是刚开始学呀?剧本哪能有固定格式呀!如果有固定格式那不成了八股文了?哈哈,要说清楚影视剧本怎么写这可要写一本书才行呀!你知道电影学院文学系要上四年,研究生还要上三年还不一定就能弄懂这事呢!这样吧,到我共享资料里下个剧本分集故事看看吧,因为版权问题,我只能放上去几集完整的剧本,下载了学习学习可能会有帮助吧。 这里附件里也有一个!
剧作法一类的书多了,光国内就出版了不知几十种呢,干吗非要说那本?哈!。
剧作法一类的书多了,光国内就出版了不知几十种呢,干吗非要说那本?哈!。
原贴:关于剧本
cathy.yang
小品招聘春节联欢晚会作品,反应诚信的问题,结局令人愕然。 物:经理、男甲、女乙、男丙 景:铁架上有一个字:门里一个犬 经理:三湘酱油醋集团,狠抓经济搞发展,今天公开来招聘,要找一个好总管,其实呢,我这个条件不高。主要是要找一个忠厚老实,敢说实说的人,大家看到字没有,那是我的作品。今天当着书法界的朋友现个丑。其实那不是个字,是我自己造的一个字,关键是要看今天应聘的人,老实还是不老实,一号! 男甲:我是一号。 经理:姓名。 男甲:大壮。 经理:姓么事? 男甲:姓何咧。 经理:何大壮,你这个名字听到过,你是个名人那。 男甲:不敢。 经理:学历。 男甲:我是大学毕业,计算机专业,学历有好几个,个个
原贴:关于诚信的小品剧本
茄子小猪猪
偷盗大学 车站 有几个小偷趁人群拥挤而偷钱包,正巧让一位正在执勤的警察见到。警察: 站住,站住(抓住小偷)在这么多人的面前居然敢偷东西小偷: 这么多人,怎偏偏是追我警察: 我打不过其他的,而且你也跑得慢小偷: 阿SIR,饶了我吧,我这次没偷到东西,等下次偷到了再抓啊警察: 少废话,走,回差馆去小偷: 先吃点东西再走,我几天没吃东西了警察: 还想吃东西,为了抓你们我可几天没得休息小偷: 就饶我一次,最多下次偷到我分点给你警察: 少罗嗦,给我闭上嘴小偷: 分一半给你,要不你七我三,怎样?警察: 少来这招,我们警察不会徇私枉法,贪收钱财,走.回差馆去(差馆)警察: 坐下,老实回答我的问题,姓名小偷:
原贴:关于诚信的小品剧本
平凡的世界
偷盗大学 车站 有几个小偷趁人群拥挤而偷钱包,正巧让一位正在执勤的警察见到。警察: 站住,站住(抓住小偷)在这么多人的面前居然敢偷东西小偷: 这么多人,怎偏偏是追我警察: 我打不过其他的,而且你也跑得慢小偷: 阿SIR,饶了我吧,我这次没偷到东西,等下次偷到了再抓啊警察: 少废话,走,回差馆去小偷: 先吃点东西再走,我几天没吃东西了警察: 还想吃东西,为了抓你们我可几天没得休息小偷: 就饶我一次,最多下次偷到我分点给你警察: 少罗嗦,给我闭上嘴小偷: 分一半给你,要不你七我三,怎样?警察: 少来这招,我们警察不会徇私枉法,贪收钱财,走.回差馆去(差馆)警察: 坐下,老实回答我的问题,姓名小偷
ruicosta
诚信小品7-1=0(2007-12-13 09:06:28)转载标签:校园生活 【人物介绍】 年轻人杨戈尔(学生甲扮演),一个功成名就、自命不凡的年轻人。 老艄公(学生乙扮演),一位须眉皆白,头戴草帽,手拿烟斗,神情悠然的长者,长年在渡口摆渡。 房产公司的工作人员 银行服务人员 招聘公司的主考官 【 】为旁白。 【当我经过漫长的人生跋涉,走到这个渡口是时候,我可以非常自豪地说我这一生是成功的!我肩上背了满满的七个行囊(分别由七个学生扮演),分别装着“健康”、“美貌”、“诚信”、“才学”、“机敏”“金钱”、“荣誉”。现在该去快乐岛好好享受享受!】
wingleung
演员:大爷 青年 青年:卖油条来 大爷:哎呀!这真是山穷水复疑无路,柳暗花明又一村那!我这正想着没饭可做,外面却来了个卖油条的。正好,我就买上二斤油条回来,回头再煮上一锅粥,今天晚上这饭就算交待了。 大爷:喂,小伙子,你这油条多少钱一斤? 青年:大爷,我卖得比人家贵,一斤两块二。 大爷:啥?两块二?人家都卖两块钱,你卖两块二,比人家的贵两毛。我问你,你凭啥比人家贵两毛? 青年:我这油条啊!用的面和油好,不像有些炸油条的,一锅油用上好几个月,我跟你说,用那样的油炸出来的油条对人体可有害,你可千万别吃。 大爷:我不吃我不吃,我说小伙子,你说你这油条面好油好,我又看不见你炸,叫我咋相信你来?
原贴:急求关于诚信的小品剧本
会游泳的皢塰參
偷盗大学 车站 有几个小偷趁人群拥挤而偷钱包,正巧让一位正在执勤的警察见到。警察: 站住,站住(抓住小偷)在这么多人的面前居然敢偷东西小偷: 这么多人,怎偏偏是追我警察: 我打不过其他的,而且你也跑得慢小偷: 阿SIR,饶了我吧,我这次没偷到东西,等下次偷到了再抓啊警察: 少废话,走,回差馆去小偷: 先吃点东西再走,我几天没吃东西了警察: 还想吃东西,为了抓你们我可几天没得休息小偷: 就饶我一次,最多下次偷到我分点给你警察: 少罗嗦,给我闭上嘴小偷: 分一半给你,要不你七我三,怎样?警察: 少来这招,我们警察不会徇私枉法,贪收钱财,走.回差馆去(差馆)警察: 坐下,老实回答我的问题,姓名小偷
原贴:急求关于诚信的小品剧本
sophia_朱宏坤
搞笑小品--作弊记 人物: 学生甲 学生乙 监考老师(教室门前)(甲乙边走边聊,乙背着书包,甲两手空空,只在上衣贴胸口袋塞了支笔)乙(烦恼地):……听说这次监考的是咱们院四大名捕之一,这可怎么办?甲:哥们别愁,我有办法。 乙:你有什么妙计?甲(得意洋洋地掏手机):用这个!我有个信息院的哥们前两节刚考完了计算机,卷子跟咱们的一样的。 这次就考那么100道选择题,我已经跟他说好了,三条短信息就搞定。 乙(失望地):用短信息收答案啊?有什么厉害啊,虽然你的手机调了振动,可是也很容易被老师发现的,老师对这些特敏感。甲(神秘兮兮):非也非也。我偏偏不调振动,就让它短信息铃声响着。(短信息“嘀嘀”声,甲看)哈,我那哥们现在已经回到宿舍,准备翻书查答案了。 乙:不会吧?!让手机响着不是更明目张胆了吗?甲:这你就不懂了,这叫置诸死地而后生。山人自有妙计,你就好好地等着答案自动送上门吧。(上课铃响,乙匆匆忙忙,甲悠哉游哉地走到位置上坐下)乙:你还坐第一排?甲:这叫最危险的地方也就是最安全的地方。 你不懂。(老师携一叠试卷上)老师(清嗓子):同学们,今天的计算机基础考试由我来给你们监考。 希望大家合作。(发卷)试卷两张,答题卡一张。题目一共是100道,全部是选择题。 请大家检查一下。完了以后写好专业姓名学号。(发完卷走到前面)虽然是老生常谈,我在这里还是给大家强调一次考场纪律。不要明知不可为而为之。我当老师那么多年,监考过的学生无数,那些不安分的同学有什么伎俩我都清楚得很。 被我发现谁有小动作,后果自己心理清楚。我说的就那么多。(看表)好了,现在大家开始答题。时间是两个小时。(大家低头开始答题。乙看题挠头烦恼不已,甲拖着腮睡觉)(老师在巡视,稍后,一本正经举出一牌子,上书“十五分钟后”,示观众。 放下。)(忽然有音乐声)老师(严肃的):哪位同学带手机进考场了?!把手机交出来或者关掉!……哦,是我的,一时疏忽,影响同学们了,不好意思。 (赶紧把手机关了)(老师继续巡视,出示“半小时后”的牌子)(“嘀嘀”的手机短信声)老师:谁?!(寻声向前面走去)甲(高举手):我,老师。 (恳切的)实在对不起,我的手表坏了,为了方便看时间,我带了个闹钟来,可能没关好。(从书桌里掏出一个硕大无比的闹钟)老师(冷汗):这么大?!好好好,你注意关好就是了。 甲:好的。 (坐下对乙偷笑)(老师巡视后面,甲公然把手机掏出抄答案。乙探头抄)(老师转回,甲乙马上恢复做题之态,老师走又继续抄。)(老师出示“半小时后“牌子)(“嘀嘀”声又响,老师快步走向前)甲(站起):老师,对不起,我想我的闹钟可能出了毛病。 老师:怎么能这样呢?甲:这样吧,为了让您放心,我把电池卸下来好了。 (取出电池远远一扔)(老师点点头,继续巡视,甲乙抄答案)(老师出示“一个小时后”的牌子)(“嘀嘀”声又响)老师(生气地朝甲):你说怎么回事?!闹钟拆了电池还会响?!甲(激动地):老师您别说了,我也被它烦透了!(交出闹钟)它还真神了,没电还会响。 你就把我这破闹钟收去吧,这样大家都放心一些。 我为自己打扰了考场的秩序而深感抱歉。老师(把闹钟收下):那好。你也别为这事着急,好好做题。(转身走)(甲对乙做胜利手势,两人抄答案)(在老师出示“一个半小时后”时,甲乙扔下笔,长淑一口气,乙给甲做OK手势。 两人相视而笑)甲(刚站起要交卷,忽然手机又“嘀嘀”响):不会吧?!(手足无措)老师(愤怒的):这位同学,我一直就觉得你有点问题。 现在你无话可说了吧?!甲(异常激动地转身对其他同学):你们说!快说,是谁跟我一样带了闹钟来考试,又不关好,严重影响了考试秩序!这么不配合老师的监考工作,你们对得起老师,对得起学校,对得起辛苦培育你们的父母,对得起栽培你们的社会吗?!(乙无辜的摊开手摇头)老师(反被弄得手足无措):呃……这位同学,你别太激动了,考试还没结束。 甲:不好意思,老师,我有点失态了。那个,我的卷子做好了。(甲乙相继把卷交给老师,两人离开座位。甲一本正经,乙脸上带着不可抑制的得意)乙(出门后):哇!你真神,这么牛的办法也能想到啊,这次考试肯定没问题了,哈哈哈!甲(得意):小Case啦!乙:哦,对了,之前的三条短信不是已经把答案全部发过来了嘛,怎么还会有第四条短信啊?害的我替你出了一身冷汗。 甲:哎,就是,把我吓坏了,幸好我机智过人。乙:看看那短信说了啥?甲(掏手机):还有什么,不是那种“你的手机号中奖了!”的骗人广告,就是家庭医生信息。(甲乙一起看手机)甲(一字一句):刚才给你发的答案全部发错了,那是去年的考试答案。 甲乙:什么?!(晕倒)。
寂寞左手
有三个探险者意外找到‘希望之谷’。传说喊三声你想要的东西,然后跳下‘希望之谷’就能得到你想要的东西。其中有一个探险者喜欢美女,就大喊‘美女!美女!美女!’再跳下‘希望之谷’,就得到了很多美女。其中另一个探险者喜欢读书就大喊‘书!书!书!’再跳下‘希望之谷’,就得到了很多书。最后一个探险家是一个优柔寡断的人,但现在却不知道要什么东西好。他想了好几个小时,终于知道要什么东西好了:还是钞票最管用。但是他刚走到悬崖边,就被悬崖边的小石子绊倒了,摔下谷底,尸骨无存。。。。。。
筱糖
自己做个剧本也很不错. 刷本写作格式 格式,是已经形成规定或被普遍认可的一种形式。这个说法,主要是对文本而言。编剧的工作,就是把自己的思想通过文字落实成可供阅读的文本,也就是写成剧本来体现。 但有些朋友,还不大了解剧本的格式,这是编剧最基本的功课。我们不能总是拿出一个很好的故事,结果,让人家一看,他先由心里发笑,这小子还是个很嫩的芽菜,结果就会在价格上欺负咱。从编剧自身的角度讲,我们也有责任做出规范漂亮的文本,这不只是能使阅读者会感到舒服,同时,也是对自己技能和认真意识的一种训练。 剧本分为文学剧本、导演剧本,导演分镜头剧本、电影完成剧本。但本子自导演剧本之后,就不是编剧的事了。 本子的格式大
原贴:关于<<朋友>>的剧本
鱼行天下
既然马上就要有一个英语的表演项目,那就应该简单一些,这样才有更多的时间准备!
下面我提供了三个英语剧本,希望对你有所帮助,祝你们成功!
小狮子找食物
(I Am Hungry)
角色:雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。
道具:雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个。
Act 1
雄狮:(怒吼)Roar, roar!
I am the lion,
the king of the forest。
No one is stronger than me。
Roar, roar!
小狮:Daddy! I’m hungry。
雄狮:You are big now。
Be brave!
Go and find your own food。
小狮:But, I don’t know how。
雄狮:Do it like me。
Roar, roar! (怒吼)
小狮:(小声地)Roar, roar!
雄狮:Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth。 (露出尖利的牙齿)
Go and do it now。
小狮:Yes, daddy。
Act 2
小白兔:(唱“Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater。 Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”)
He says there is nothing sweeter,
Than a carrot everyday,
Munch and crunch and run away。
小狮:Hi, rabbit! I am hungry。
Roar, roar!(小声地)
小白兔:Do you want some carrots?
小狮:Yes, please。
(小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜)
小狮:Thank you。
小白兔:Carrots are the best food。
小狮:(吃了一口)Yuck! I don’t like it。
Anyway, thank you, rabbit。
(还红萝卜给小白兔)
小白兔:You are welcome。
(边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”
离开)
Act 3
三只小熊:(各拿着一碗粥,并唱着”Pease Porridge Hot
Pease porridge hot,
Pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in the pot,
Nine days old。
Some like it hot,
Some like it cold,
Some like it in the pot,
Nine days old。”)
小狮:Hi, bears! I am hungry。
Roar, roar! (小声地)
小熊们:Do you want some porridge?
小狮:Yes, please。
(小熊递给小狮一碗粥)
小狮:Thank you。
小熊们:Porridge is the best food。
小狮:(吃了一口)Yuck! It’s too hot。
I don’t like it。
Anyway, thank you, bears。
(将粥还给小熊)
小熊:You are welcome。
(小熊们边走边唱”Pease Porridge Hot”离开)
Act 4
小松鼠:(唱着”Found a Peanut”)
Found a peanut。
Found a peanut。
Found a peanut just now。
Just now I found a peanut。
Found a peanut just now。
小狮:Hi, squirrel! I am hungry。
Roar, roar! (小声地)
小松鼠:Do you want some peanuts?
小狮:Yes, please。
(小松鼠递给小狮一些花生)
小狮:Thank you。
小松鼠:Peanut is the best food。
小狮:(吃了一颗)Yuck! It’s too hard。
I don’t like it。
Anyway, thank you, squirrel。
(将花生还给小松鼠)
小松鼠:You are welcome。
(边走边唱”Found a Peanut”离开)
Act 5
(小女孩边走边唱”Apple Round”)
小女孩:Apple round。
Apple red。
Apple juicy。
Apple sweet。
Apple apple I love you。
Apple sweet I love to eat。
小狮:Hi, little girl! I am hungry。
Roar, roar!
小女孩:Oh, a lion! Help! Help!
(苹果掉地上)
小狮:What is it?
(拿起来吃)
Mmm…, delicious!
I like it。
(小狮很高兴地边走边唱”Apple Round”回家)
The Fox and the Tiger(狐假虎威)
Tiger:I’magreattiger。 I’mverystrong。I’mverybrave。I’mthekingoftheforest。 ButnowI’ eatatonce,orI’lldieimmediately。 Oh,there’snothinghere。Andhereisnothing,either。Oh,Iwanttohavearest。(Sleepsoundly)
Fox: I’m a fox。 You can see, I’m pretty and lovely。 I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies。 Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat。 Mm, Mm, Mm。 How delicious it is!
Tiger: Ah, a fox。 A good meal。 Ah, a good meal。
Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea。 Yes, a good idea。 Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
Tiger: Not so good。 I’m very hungry now。 I want to eat you。
Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now。
Tiger: She is the king。 She is cheating me。 I can’t belive her。 I’m the king of the forest here。
Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest。
Tiger: Ok。 Let’s go。
Rabbit: I’m a rabbit。 I like to eat a turnip。 Ah, a big turnip。 Oh! It’s too hard。 I can’t pull it out。
Bird: I’m a bird。
Rabbit: Hi!
Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?
Rabbit: Yes, please。
Frog: I’m a frog。 Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?
R&B: Yes, come on!
Frog : Ok! I’m coming!
Bear: I’m a big brown bear。 Hello, everyone! What are you doing here?
R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr。 Bear! You are so strong。 Please come here。 There is a big turnip。 We are all puling it out。 Please come and help us。
Bear: Ok! I’m coming。
Fox: Hello, Bear!
Bear: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Frog!
Frog: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Bird!
Bird: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
Rabbit: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Tiger, Now, you see。 They are so frightened! They all run away!
Tiger: Yes, you are right。 It’s true。 I’m very sorry。 You are the king of the forest。 That’s all right。 I will run away。 He is the king。 He is the king。
Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip。 Now, the turnip belongs to me。
中英文双语话剧新梁祝外传剧本
旁白:话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。 梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语,尤其擅长模仿马丁路德金的演讲。 (旁白暂停,邓英文“I have a dream ”)。祝英台一心梦想出国,梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人(旁白暂停,祝英文“this is BBC…。)最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。 在祝英台临走的那一天,梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。
L: Yingtai ,I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much。 !
Z:I love you, too! Don’t worry。 Shanbo I only love you in this wild world。 I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back。 Wait for me just for two years。
L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean。
Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side。 Wait for me。 BoBo
旁白:一周以后,祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second。 Oh my dear。 Are you listening to me?
Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo。 I’m calling to tell you that I loved you。 But I think you’d better find a better girl。
L: What? Pardon?
Z: Because I’ll get married。
L: Married ? to who?
Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai。 。 He is so handsome。 So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong。 And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body。
L: What are you talking about? You wait and see。 I’ll give you some color to see see。 I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!
Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha
旁白:祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵,他发下毒誓:不杀祝英台誓不为人。 于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台,他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。
I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream。 It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream。
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal。 I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America。 It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart。 In my heart。
旁白:一年之后,梁山伯也来到了美国,四处寻找祝英台的下落。 终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台,而她正和马文才卿卿我我。
L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo。 I’m here to kill you。
Z: Liang…。 shanbo。 Oh, Wencai。 He is crazy。 He will kill me。
M: You! Get out of here。
L: You! Get out of here!
M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan。 Ok ok I’ll come right now
Z: Please don’t go。 Just stay, please。 He’ll kill me。
M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way。 。
Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?
M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典。 I’m just good at 新华字典。
Z: Oh,you liar。 Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?
L: Yes, I have to。 Because I hate you more than I can say。
Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you’d love me forever。 Don’t kill me,ok? Shanbo。 I qiu qiu ni。。
L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you。 I only know I was born to love you or to kill you。 Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you
L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!
Z: Please, you know I love you。 I love you just like laoshu ai dami。 I want to marry you。
L: hehehe Really?
Z: Oh, of course。 Please don’t kill me!!!!
L: To kill or not to kill is a question。 I don’t know。 Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands。 Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?
(to kill)
L: You hear this。 I ‘m sorry。 But don’t worry , I’ ll go to heaven together with you。
Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)
(sing)
Z: 亲爱的你别杀我…
杀了我你也没有好结果
L: 亲爱的我也不想杀
可是大家非得要我杀
。
下面我提供了三个英语剧本,希望对你有所帮助,祝你们成功!
小狮子找食物
(I Am Hungry)
角色:雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。
道具:雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个。
Act 1
雄狮:(怒吼)Roar, roar!
I am the lion,
the king of the forest。
No one is stronger than me。
Roar, roar!
小狮:Daddy! I’m hungry。
雄狮:You are big now。
Be brave!
Go and find your own food。
小狮:But, I don’t know how。
雄狮:Do it like me。
Roar, roar! (怒吼)
小狮:(小声地)Roar, roar!
雄狮:Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth。 (露出尖利的牙齿)
Go and do it now。
小狮:Yes, daddy。
Act 2
小白兔:(唱“Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater。 Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”)
He says there is nothing sweeter,
Than a carrot everyday,
Munch and crunch and run away。
小狮:Hi, rabbit! I am hungry。
Roar, roar!(小声地)
小白兔:Do you want some carrots?
小狮:Yes, please。
(小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜)
小狮:Thank you。
小白兔:Carrots are the best food。
小狮:(吃了一口)Yuck! I don’t like it。
Anyway, thank you, rabbit。
(还红萝卜给小白兔)
小白兔:You are welcome。
(边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”
离开)
Act 3
三只小熊:(各拿着一碗粥,并唱着”Pease Porridge Hot
Pease porridge hot,
Pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in the pot,
Nine days old。
Some like it hot,
Some like it cold,
Some like it in the pot,
Nine days old。”)
小狮:Hi, bears! I am hungry。
Roar, roar! (小声地)
小熊们:Do you want some porridge?
小狮:Yes, please。
(小熊递给小狮一碗粥)
小狮:Thank you。
小熊们:Porridge is the best food。
小狮:(吃了一口)Yuck! It’s too hot。
I don’t like it。
Anyway, thank you, bears。
(将粥还给小熊)
小熊:You are welcome。
(小熊们边走边唱”Pease Porridge Hot”离开)
Act 4
小松鼠:(唱着”Found a Peanut”)
Found a peanut。
Found a peanut。
Found a peanut just now。
Just now I found a peanut。
Found a peanut just now。
小狮:Hi, squirrel! I am hungry。
Roar, roar! (小声地)
小松鼠:Do you want some peanuts?
小狮:Yes, please。
(小松鼠递给小狮一些花生)
小狮:Thank you。
小松鼠:Peanut is the best food。
小狮:(吃了一颗)Yuck! It’s too hard。
I don’t like it。
Anyway, thank you, squirrel。
(将花生还给小松鼠)
小松鼠:You are welcome。
(边走边唱”Found a Peanut”离开)
Act 5
(小女孩边走边唱”Apple Round”)
小女孩:Apple round。
Apple red。
Apple juicy。
Apple sweet。
Apple apple I love you。
Apple sweet I love to eat。
小狮:Hi, little girl! I am hungry。
Roar, roar!
小女孩:Oh, a lion! Help! Help!
(苹果掉地上)
小狮:What is it?
(拿起来吃)
Mmm…, delicious!
I like it。
(小狮很高兴地边走边唱”Apple Round”回家)
The Fox and the Tiger(狐假虎威)
Tiger:I’magreattiger。 I’mverystrong。I’mverybrave。I’mthekingoftheforest。 ButnowI’ eatatonce,orI’lldieimmediately。 Oh,there’snothinghere。Andhereisnothing,either。Oh,Iwanttohavearest。(Sleepsoundly)
Fox: I’m a fox。 You can see, I’m pretty and lovely。 I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies。 Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat。 Mm, Mm, Mm。 How delicious it is!
Tiger: Ah, a fox。 A good meal。 Ah, a good meal。
Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea。 Yes, a good idea。 Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
Tiger: Not so good。 I’m very hungry now。 I want to eat you。
Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now。
Tiger: She is the king。 She is cheating me。 I can’t belive her。 I’m the king of the forest here。
Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest。
Tiger: Ok。 Let’s go。
Rabbit: I’m a rabbit。 I like to eat a turnip。 Ah, a big turnip。 Oh! It’s too hard。 I can’t pull it out。
Bird: I’m a bird。
Rabbit: Hi!
Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?
Rabbit: Yes, please。
Frog: I’m a frog。 Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?
R&B: Yes, come on!
Frog : Ok! I’m coming!
Bear: I’m a big brown bear。 Hello, everyone! What are you doing here?
R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr。 Bear! You are so strong。 Please come here。 There is a big turnip。 We are all puling it out。 Please come and help us。
Bear: Ok! I’m coming。
Fox: Hello, Bear!
Bear: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Frog!
Frog: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Bird!
Bird: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
Rabbit: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Tiger, Now, you see。 They are so frightened! They all run away!
Tiger: Yes, you are right。 It’s true。 I’m very sorry。 You are the king of the forest。 That’s all right。 I will run away。 He is the king。 He is the king。
Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip。 Now, the turnip belongs to me。
中英文双语话剧新梁祝外传剧本
旁白:话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。 梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语,尤其擅长模仿马丁路德金的演讲。 (旁白暂停,邓英文“I have a dream ”)。祝英台一心梦想出国,梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人(旁白暂停,祝英文“this is BBC…。)最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。 在祝英台临走的那一天,梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。
L: Yingtai ,I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much。 !
Z:I love you, too! Don’t worry。 Shanbo I only love you in this wild world。 I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back。 Wait for me just for two years。
L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean。
Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side。 Wait for me。 BoBo
旁白:一周以后,祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second。 Oh my dear。 Are you listening to me?
Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo。 I’m calling to tell you that I loved you。 But I think you’d better find a better girl。
L: What? Pardon?
Z: Because I’ll get married。
L: Married ? to who?
Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai。 。 He is so handsome。 So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong。 And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body。
L: What are you talking about? You wait and see。 I’ll give you some color to see see。 I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!
Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha
旁白:祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵,他发下毒誓:不杀祝英台誓不为人。 于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台,他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。
I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream。 It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream。
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal。 I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America。 It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart。 In my heart。
旁白:一年之后,梁山伯也来到了美国,四处寻找祝英台的下落。 终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台,而她正和马文才卿卿我我。
L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo。 I’m here to kill you。
Z: Liang…。 shanbo。 Oh, Wencai。 He is crazy。 He will kill me。
M: You! Get out of here。
L: You! Get out of here!
M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan。 Ok ok I’ll come right now
Z: Please don’t go。 Just stay, please。 He’ll kill me。
M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way。 。
Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?
M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典。 I’m just good at 新华字典。
Z: Oh,you liar。 Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?
L: Yes, I have to。 Because I hate you more than I can say。
Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you’d love me forever。 Don’t kill me,ok? Shanbo。 I qiu qiu ni。。
L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you。 I only know I was born to love you or to kill you。 Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you
L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!
Z: Please, you know I love you。 I love you just like laoshu ai dami。 I want to marry you。
L: hehehe Really?
Z: Oh, of course。 Please don’t kill me!!!!
L: To kill or not to kill is a question。 I don’t know。 Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands。 Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?
(to kill)
L: You hear this。 I ‘m sorry。 But don’t worry , I’ ll go to heaven together with you。
Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)
(sing)
Z: 亲爱的你别杀我…
杀了我你也没有好结果
L: 亲爱的我也不想杀
可是大家非得要我杀
。
原贴:关于英语剧本
冷枪枪
在歌剧《Hannibal》的排练中,两位新来的剧团经理,来到剧院观看。剧团的台柱,女高音Carlotta正在唱歌的时候,突然一个沙袋从舞台顶上落下,只差一点点就可能砸死她。 在演员们的惊呼之中,伴唱的姑娘们尖叫起来"是Phantom干的"。Carlotta又惊又气,拂袖下场,拒绝再唱。 剧团芭蕾舞教练Giry太太站出来…
G: Oh,It must be the phantom,
MA: Phantom? I used to think it's only a legend。 What shall we do?
G: Every time there is a performance the No 5 balcony should be empty。 For it's phantom's。 And the 2 million franc that is given to the phantom should be continued。 Or the accidents happened today won't stop。
MA: That's a bad news。 But even worse Carlotta our leading actress also a bad temper woman refuse to play the role。
G: Not very difficult。 Christine can take the place of her。
MA: Christine?
G: Yes。 Though she is 16 in our troupe but I learn from my daughter that she is learning singing from a secret teacher。 And she sings a wonderful voice。
MA: Ok…ok since I have no idea now。 Christine could have a try。
《Hannibal》的公演时,包箱里坐的子爵Raoul,也是歌剧院新的股东,发现剧里的女主角就是Christine,他年幼时的好朋友。 演出结束以后,Raoul到后台见Christine并邀请她同进晚餐。 Christine见到久别的好友虽然很高兴,但是她拒绝了Raoul的邀请,因为她的音乐教师,"音乐天使",对她十分严格。Raoul离开后,Christine对镜卸妆的时候赫然发现Phantom从镜子里面显现出来。 Christine被他牵引着,穿过镜子,仿佛走进了另一个世界。他们走下一层又一层的楼梯,坐船穿过歌剧院地下水池,最后来到Phantom所住的秘室。秘室的四周布满高大的烛台,里面的布置精制而高贵,但是既陈旧又破烂。 在Phantom的钢琴声里,Christine的音乐课开始了。
P: I find the one I'm looking for eventually。 A person who can understand my music has appeared。 Christine for the first time I see her I know she is the one I'm looking for。 Now I'm making effort to practice her to be the best singers。 One day she will be able to sing my song in the stage。
CH: What a man he is。 He always wears a mask。 And I know nothing about him。 His name, his backdrop, where he came from, only I know that he is a good person and help me lot。 Maybe he is ugly。 How he looks like?
… …
P: No, I can be sure that you won't be interesting in it。 And you never have chance to see my real appearance。 Oh it's already daybreak。 You should go to the ground。
Ch: Bye
P: I think we would meet soon。
Some days later
G: what is the matter manager? You look so worried。
Ma: A serious problem。 The phantom had sent me a letter。
G: what's the content。
MA: It reads that he order us to let Christine be the leading actress of the new opera。
G: it doesn't seem so bad as I think。
MA: But Carlotta won't agree。
G: What are you going to do now。
MA: I choose Carlotta for she is more famous now。 And she will of course make the opera successful。
G: Will the phantom take action to do sth?
MA: I hope he'd better not。 Now strengthen the guard。 It's all I can do。
在演出中,Christine扮演主角,在表演结束演员上台谢幕的时候,Phantom出现在舞台上方的水晶玻璃吊灯上,他摇动了吊灯,在众人的震惊之中,硕大的吊灯从天而降。
吊灯事件后整整六个月,歌剧院都没有Phantom的消息。 ,歌剧院举行的盛大舞会。Christine和Raoul已经订婚了,但是他们的订婚消息并没有公开,Christine的订婚戒指也一直被她偷偷挂在项链上面。 舞会中间,Phantom突然再次出现了,这一次,他打扮成红色死神,并且交个剧院经理他呕心沥血所编写的剧本,唐徨。 一开始,经理们不同意演出这个离奇而且怪异的剧本。但是Raoul提议他们可以先排练,再设计下圈套捕捉Phantom。 几经商量,他们的计策逐渐成型,但是要用Christine做诱饵。
MA: who are you?
P: there is no need for you to know who I am。 Take it。
MA: what's this。
P: a playbook。
MA: a playbook
P: yes you ought to perform it as I tell you。 Listen to me or you will regret。
After the party
R: what are you looking at manager。
MA: oh my venerable viscount。 It is just a playbook。
R: who wrote it? What a fantastic story it is。
MA: it is…
R: the phantom isn't he。 Only he can do it。
MA: yes viscount。
R: so what are you going to deal with it。
MA: as you say the story is so strange I don't think it should be performed。
R: I think it should。 For phantom always make my fiancée Christine worried。 And he had killed Carlotta。
MA: you mean that…
R: try to perform the play。 And the phantom would appear the police would catch him。
MA: a good plan。 But…
R: take it easy。 I think it will succeed。
唐徨的首场演出时,整个巴黎歌剧院布满了警察和看守,都满心期待着抓到Phantom。 在最后一段压轴歌曲里,Phantom扮成男主角。 后,他甩脱了警察的包围,再一次挟带着Christine来到歌剧院底下,穿过水池,来到他藏身的地方。Raoul追到Christine的化妆室,找不到暗门。Giry太太是Phantom的传信人,但是她觉得Raoul和Christine是真心相爱,于是她指Raoul打开镜子后面的暗门,Raoul一路追到了秘室。
R: where are they had gone。 It seems that they had disappear。
G: What's wrong。 Why are you here, viscount?
R: you should know I lost my way。 I must find my fiancée as soon as I can。 You Mrs。 Giry know a lot of phantom should know where he had gone。 Tell me。
G: (should I tell him what I know, I'm the passenger of phantom but。 ) now tell me young one you love Christine and she loves you don't you。
R: yes I can swear。 I would take care of her for the whole life。
G: Ok I feel for Christine so much。 Ok you go down through the door of the mirror。 This is all I can help
R: Thank you so much。
G: be careful young man。
R: I will dear madam。 My thanks to you again。
Phantom看到Raoul走近,他放下铁条闸门,把Raoul锁在门外,他告诉Christine,如果她肯他走,他就会放Raoul一命,如果Christine不同意,那么他就杀了Raoul。 这时警察们追着Raoul也来到密室外面。Phantom忽然转念,决定放这一对年轻的恋人离开,因为他明白Christine永远不会爱他,他的一番苦心也永远不会有结果。他打开秘室的闸门,警察一拥而进,可是一阵烟雾过后,Phantom所坐的椅子上只留下一只面具,人却消失得无影无踪了。
R: Free her! Do what you like, only free her!
P: now dear Christine you have to make a Choose。 GO with me and I will release this gentleman。 If you don't this young man will certainly die。
R: don't listen to him Christine。 Phantom let Christine go you can kill me。 Why don't。 I'm prey for you lust for blood。 You are a demon。
CH: I have never been recognizing that you are such a cruel one。 You have taught me, and you have changed now。
P: Cruel。 You say cruel。 Who is cruel? It's me who give you the chance to be the famous actress。 And you have betrayed me。
Ch: how can you say so! I respect you so much。 But I loved Raoul。 I will follow him not you。
R: I love her! Show some compassion。
P: shut up。 The world shows no compassion to me。
Police: viscount。 Are you in? Track down this murderer - he must be found!
We will burst in。
P: too late to turn back。 You must pay for what you have down to me
CH: not too late my friend。 What you need is others care。
R: either way you choose, my love, he wins。 Forgive me, I can't do as I promise to be with you。
CH: why torment yourself my friend。 End it。
P: either way you choose, I lose。 Maybe you are right Christine。 Oh see what I have down to you。
P: young man you are free now。 Forget all this and all you have seen。 Take her away。
R: Why。 You set us free。
P: no reason, perhaps。 Christine, listen。 Only you can take my song flight。
CH: I will。 But what are you going to do。
P: It is over now。 The play has concluded。 There is no phantom in the world from now and forever。
。
G: Oh,It must be the phantom,
MA: Phantom? I used to think it's only a legend。 What shall we do?
G: Every time there is a performance the No 5 balcony should be empty。 For it's phantom's。 And the 2 million franc that is given to the phantom should be continued。 Or the accidents happened today won't stop。
MA: That's a bad news。 But even worse Carlotta our leading actress also a bad temper woman refuse to play the role。
G: Not very difficult。 Christine can take the place of her。
MA: Christine?
G: Yes。 Though she is 16 in our troupe but I learn from my daughter that she is learning singing from a secret teacher。 And she sings a wonderful voice。
MA: Ok…ok since I have no idea now。 Christine could have a try。
《Hannibal》的公演时,包箱里坐的子爵Raoul,也是歌剧院新的股东,发现剧里的女主角就是Christine,他年幼时的好朋友。 演出结束以后,Raoul到后台见Christine并邀请她同进晚餐。 Christine见到久别的好友虽然很高兴,但是她拒绝了Raoul的邀请,因为她的音乐教师,"音乐天使",对她十分严格。Raoul离开后,Christine对镜卸妆的时候赫然发现Phantom从镜子里面显现出来。 Christine被他牵引着,穿过镜子,仿佛走进了另一个世界。他们走下一层又一层的楼梯,坐船穿过歌剧院地下水池,最后来到Phantom所住的秘室。秘室的四周布满高大的烛台,里面的布置精制而高贵,但是既陈旧又破烂。 在Phantom的钢琴声里,Christine的音乐课开始了。
P: I find the one I'm looking for eventually。 A person who can understand my music has appeared。 Christine for the first time I see her I know she is the one I'm looking for。 Now I'm making effort to practice her to be the best singers。 One day she will be able to sing my song in the stage。
CH: What a man he is。 He always wears a mask。 And I know nothing about him。 His name, his backdrop, where he came from, only I know that he is a good person and help me lot。 Maybe he is ugly。 How he looks like?
… …
P: No, I can be sure that you won't be interesting in it。 And you never have chance to see my real appearance。 Oh it's already daybreak。 You should go to the ground。
Ch: Bye
P: I think we would meet soon。
Some days later
G: what is the matter manager? You look so worried。
Ma: A serious problem。 The phantom had sent me a letter。
G: what's the content。
MA: It reads that he order us to let Christine be the leading actress of the new opera。
G: it doesn't seem so bad as I think。
MA: But Carlotta won't agree。
G: What are you going to do now。
MA: I choose Carlotta for she is more famous now。 And she will of course make the opera successful。
G: Will the phantom take action to do sth?
MA: I hope he'd better not。 Now strengthen the guard。 It's all I can do。
在演出中,Christine扮演主角,在表演结束演员上台谢幕的时候,Phantom出现在舞台上方的水晶玻璃吊灯上,他摇动了吊灯,在众人的震惊之中,硕大的吊灯从天而降。
吊灯事件后整整六个月,歌剧院都没有Phantom的消息。 ,歌剧院举行的盛大舞会。Christine和Raoul已经订婚了,但是他们的订婚消息并没有公开,Christine的订婚戒指也一直被她偷偷挂在项链上面。 舞会中间,Phantom突然再次出现了,这一次,他打扮成红色死神,并且交个剧院经理他呕心沥血所编写的剧本,唐徨。 一开始,经理们不同意演出这个离奇而且怪异的剧本。但是Raoul提议他们可以先排练,再设计下圈套捕捉Phantom。 几经商量,他们的计策逐渐成型,但是要用Christine做诱饵。
MA: who are you?
P: there is no need for you to know who I am。 Take it。
MA: what's this。
P: a playbook。
MA: a playbook
P: yes you ought to perform it as I tell you。 Listen to me or you will regret。
After the party
R: what are you looking at manager。
MA: oh my venerable viscount。 It is just a playbook。
R: who wrote it? What a fantastic story it is。
MA: it is…
R: the phantom isn't he。 Only he can do it。
MA: yes viscount。
R: so what are you going to deal with it。
MA: as you say the story is so strange I don't think it should be performed。
R: I think it should。 For phantom always make my fiancée Christine worried。 And he had killed Carlotta。
MA: you mean that…
R: try to perform the play。 And the phantom would appear the police would catch him。
MA: a good plan。 But…
R: take it easy。 I think it will succeed。
唐徨的首场演出时,整个巴黎歌剧院布满了警察和看守,都满心期待着抓到Phantom。 在最后一段压轴歌曲里,Phantom扮成男主角。 后,他甩脱了警察的包围,再一次挟带着Christine来到歌剧院底下,穿过水池,来到他藏身的地方。Raoul追到Christine的化妆室,找不到暗门。Giry太太是Phantom的传信人,但是她觉得Raoul和Christine是真心相爱,于是她指Raoul打开镜子后面的暗门,Raoul一路追到了秘室。
R: where are they had gone。 It seems that they had disappear。
G: What's wrong。 Why are you here, viscount?
R: you should know I lost my way。 I must find my fiancée as soon as I can。 You Mrs。 Giry know a lot of phantom should know where he had gone。 Tell me。
G: (should I tell him what I know, I'm the passenger of phantom but。 ) now tell me young one you love Christine and she loves you don't you。
R: yes I can swear。 I would take care of her for the whole life。
G: Ok I feel for Christine so much。 Ok you go down through the door of the mirror。 This is all I can help
R: Thank you so much。
G: be careful young man。
R: I will dear madam。 My thanks to you again。
Phantom看到Raoul走近,他放下铁条闸门,把Raoul锁在门外,他告诉Christine,如果她肯他走,他就会放Raoul一命,如果Christine不同意,那么他就杀了Raoul。 这时警察们追着Raoul也来到密室外面。Phantom忽然转念,决定放这一对年轻的恋人离开,因为他明白Christine永远不会爱他,他的一番苦心也永远不会有结果。他打开秘室的闸门,警察一拥而进,可是一阵烟雾过后,Phantom所坐的椅子上只留下一只面具,人却消失得无影无踪了。
R: Free her! Do what you like, only free her!
P: now dear Christine you have to make a Choose。 GO with me and I will release this gentleman。 If you don't this young man will certainly die。
R: don't listen to him Christine。 Phantom let Christine go you can kill me。 Why don't。 I'm prey for you lust for blood。 You are a demon。
CH: I have never been recognizing that you are such a cruel one。 You have taught me, and you have changed now。
P: Cruel。 You say cruel。 Who is cruel? It's me who give you the chance to be the famous actress。 And you have betrayed me。
Ch: how can you say so! I respect you so much。 But I loved Raoul。 I will follow him not you。
R: I love her! Show some compassion。
P: shut up。 The world shows no compassion to me。
Police: viscount。 Are you in? Track down this murderer - he must be found!
We will burst in。
P: too late to turn back。 You must pay for what you have down to me
CH: not too late my friend。 What you need is others care。
R: either way you choose, my love, he wins。 Forgive me, I can't do as I promise to be with you。
CH: why torment yourself my friend。 End it。
P: either way you choose, I lose。 Maybe you are right Christine。 Oh see what I have down to you。
P: young man you are free now。 Forget all this and all you have seen。 Take her away。
R: Why。 You set us free。
P: no reason, perhaps。 Christine, listen。 Only you can take my song flight。
CH: I will。 But what are you going to do。
P: It is over now。 The play has concluded。 There is no phantom in the world from now and forever。
。
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