两个人五分钟剧本
紫蝴蝶
SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess。 Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel。 One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场 S。 w: My name is S。w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S。 w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S。w。 猎人出场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃 S。 w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what’s the matter with you? S。 w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小动物追赶猎人下场 S。 w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down。 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1Look, somebody ate my food---- 2somebody drank my water---- 3someone is sleeping now---- 4What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5How do you do? S。 w: How do you do? My name is S。w … Nice to meet you! D: （齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6 welcome to our house!---- 7Would you like to live here? S。 w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S。W 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S。 w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S。w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S。 w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S。w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 S。 w wake up, wake up… 音乐起，动物引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子吻公主，公主醒了 S。 w: Thank you for your help! P: My pleasure 音乐起，小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞。 。
原贴：急求3人五分钟英语剧本
彩色蚂蚁
英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King本文来自: 恒星英语学习网(www.Hxen.com) 详细出处参考： http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4961.html如果这个不能满足楼主的要求，那么这里还有很多 http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/index.html
原贴：急求3人五分钟英语剧本
foru
关于遵纪的！ 人物：团支书，小艾，小玲，小伍 场景：教室 团支书：同学们，同窗们，同志们，同胞们，同。。。同。。。同什么们！请大家听我说一句！ 三人：说吧。 团支书：你们听不听啊？ 三人：听着呢！ 团支书：真的听？ 三人：真的! 团支书：确定？ 三人：确定。 团支书：不反悔？ 三人：不反悔。 团支书：你们是认真的？没骗我？ 三人：你说不说啊？ 团支书：噢，我开始说了！----我要说什么来的？ 三人晕倒。 团支书：啊！！！！对了！ 三人坐起。 团支书：我真的忘了我要说什么！ 三人又晕倒。 团支书：好了，言归传正，你们再不能醉死梦生了！你们一定要自强不息，自告奋勇，自，自，自。。。好好改过，抵制日
wallacel
这玩意儿这么麻烦有这么费脑力， 就我这种爱情天才都得码字码上个二十分钟的事， 你才给20分， 敢情这天才的一分钟才值一分， 你知不知道比尔盖茨是个天才 你又知不知道地上掉钱比尔盖茨都不带捡的 人家嫌弯腰去捡钱这十秒钟的时间捡到的钱，还没有他一秒钟赚的钱多。
原贴：反映两个人感情的搞笑剧本
落笔為殤
请到下面的地址去看看: http://www.cnqhd.net/bbs/dispbbs.asp?boardID=72&ID=630&page=13 http://www.mymishu.net/fanwen/ShowArticle.asp?ArticleID=6851(需要注册) http://www.ya165.com/jzw/jqxz/sh.htm
原贴：寻找两个人演的双簧剧本!
浅|
双簧乐急生悲 开场白：今天由咱们两表演一个双簧，说到这双簧呀可有意思了，它要求一个人在前面表演，另一个人在后边说台词，从远处一看呀，跟一个人似的，这就要求两人的表演要非常的有默契，非常的配合，要不然双簧就不叫双簧了。赶紧，赶紧，化化装，正所谓人陪衣服马配鞍，人不到成不漂亮，这人一到成以后，咱们在看看，还不如不到成呢！接下来给大家带来的是我们的一个新作叫乐急生悲，希望大家喜欢！ 甲：生命城可贵，爱情价更高。为赚人民币，情愿变人妖。我还没有自我介绍，我姓赵，人送外号赵人妖，在场的朋友们以后见到我直接叫我小名就行了，问我的小名叫什么，告诉大家记住，我的小名叫人妖。我是人妖，我是人妖，我真的是
原贴：寻找两个人演的双簧剧本!
tonybaby
考试疯云（校园小品） 人物：小艾，小伍，小玲，老师 场景：教室 内容： 小玲趴在桌上睡觉。 小艾丢了本书在旁边，出去。 小伍进来，坐在小艾的位置上。 小艾（进来）：唉，哥们儿，真是莫名其妙，是不是在搞笑，难道你没看到，这个座我已经占了！ 小伍：丁是丁，卯是卯，其实我占的比你早！ 小艾：我一大早就来了，咋没看见你呢？ 小伍：我昨天晚上占的。 小艾：最后一排是我的专利！为了它，我每天早早地起了床，抢破了头，血直流，这个位置不能丢！ 小伍：最后一排是我的骄傲，风水宝地这边独好。要想把我从这赶跑（小艾：——咋地？）劝你趁早拉倒！ 小玲醒来：吵什么吵什么吵？ 一大早就在这么神圣的教室里吵架，浪费大好青春
原贴：两个人的相声剧本
mingdaiding
母亲：“宝宝，妈妈忙去了，咱外边晾的衣服呢。你看着别让人偷了去，有事就叫我。” 宝宝：“嗯” 来了一小偷，对孩子：“几岁啦？” 宝宝：“5岁” 小偷：“你叫什么名字啊。” 宝宝：“我叫小虎” 小偷：“你认识我吗？” 宝宝：“不认识” 小偷：“咱们俩一起玩吧，我姓逗，叫逗你玩，你叫我，叫我。” 宝宝：“逗你玩” 小偷：“好，太好啦。” 小偷拿走了衣服，小宝大声的叫：“妈妈，他拿咱家褂子啦。” 母亲：“谁啊？” 宝宝：“逗你玩” 母亲：“好好看的” 小偷拿走了裤子，小宝大声的叫：“妈妈，他拿咱家裤子啦。” 母亲：“谁啊？” 宝宝：“逗你玩” 母亲：“这孩子。一会我揍你，好好看的别叫啦” 小偷拿走了
原贴：小品剧本（两个人的）
Alfie
三只小猪英语剧本2006/12/07 07:16 P。M。The Story of the Three Little Pigs旁白：There was an old mother with three little pigs, and as she had not enough to keep them, she sent them out to seek their fortune。 妈妈：Goodbye,kids!build your own house,but be careful of the wolf。三只小猪：goodbye,mum。旁白：three pigs leaved their mother。 after a while they met a man with a bundle of straw。 Pig one: “Please, grandpa, give me that straw to build me a house。 "稻草爷爷：the house will be beautiful,but it easy to be broken down by wind。 Pig one:never mind。 only for live。稻草爷爷：it’s ok。here you are。旁白：Which the man did, and the little pig built a house with it。 then he went into his house,said happily。 Pig one:haha!now the wolf can’t catch me and eat me。 旁白：pig one falled asleep in his house。then pig two met a man with a bundle of sticks。 Pig two: "Please, man, give me that sticks to build a house。 "旁白： Which the man did, and the pig built his house。pig three knew the house is not strong，but it is easy to do。 so he lived in the house。pig three keep going。The third little pig met a man with a load of bricks。 Pig three:"Please, man, give me those bricks to build a house with。 " 旁白：So the man gave him the bricks, and he built his beautiful house with them。 Pig three:ok!my house is so hard。i mustn’t scare of the wolf。 旁白：Presently came along a wolf, he knocked at the pigone’s door。 狼： "Little pig, little pig, let me come in。"pigone answered: "No, no, go away。 "The wolf: "Then I"ll huff, and I"ll puff, and I"ll blow your house in。 " 旁白：So he huffed, and he puffed, and he blew his house in。 pig one is scared,fortunetely he run away to the pig two’s house。 Pig one:I’m regretful that I didn’t listen to the grandpa。旁白：Then along came the wolf。 He is shouting。Wolf: "Little pig, little pig, let me come in。 "Pig one and two:"No, no, go away。 "Wolf:"it’s very easy。sticks is not strong。Then I"ll puff, and I"ll huff, and I"ll blow your house in。 "旁白：So he huffed, and he puffed, and he puffed, and he huffed, and at last he blew the house down, luckily the little two pigs run away to pig three’s house。 they are scared,but pig three seemed not to be afraid。旁白：the wolf came, as he did to the other little pigs。 Wolf:Little pig, little pig, open the door。 "Threepigs:"No, no, you are the wolf。go away"Wolf:"Then I"ll huff, and I"ll puff, and I"ll blow your house in。 "旁白：Well, he huffed, and he puffed, and he huffed and he puffed, and he puffed and huffed; but he could not get the house down。 When he found that he could not, with all his huffing and puffing, blow the house down。 Wolf: "Little pig, I know where there is a nice field of turnips。 "Three pigs:"Where?" Wolf:"Oh, in Mr。 Smith"s home field, and if you will be ready tomorrow morning I will call for you, and we will go together and get some for dinner。 "Three pigs:"Very well,I will be ready。 What time do you mean to go?"Wolf:"Oh, at six o"clock。 "旁白：Well, the little pig got up at five, and got the turnips before the wolf came。 At 6 o’clock,the wolf came。 Wolf: "Little pig, are you ready?"The little pig said, "Ready! I have been and come back again, and got a nice potful for dinner。 "旁白：Then the wolf was very angry indeed, and declared he would eat up the little pig。 Wolf:you three little pigs。I wanna eat you。i will get down your chimney,and eat you。 旁白：When the little pigs saw what he was about, they hung on the pot full of water, and made up a blazing fire, and, just as the wolf was coming down, took off the cover, and in fell the wolf; so the little pig put on the cover again in an instant。 The wolf died, they lived happily ever afterwards。Three pigs:sing a song。 http://www。 cnwen。cn/juben/juben01/juben18/200601/69334_2。 html这个网站,有你需要的,英文情感方面的 剧本。 您自己找一下 合适您的。
原贴：急求3人五分钟英语剧本
就爱游
The Fox and the Tiger T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothin
原贴：求6人英语五分钟剧本
劳斯兰泰
Lz ，我推荐一个最适合您的爆笑小品——超幸福鞋垫，是二人演的。道具也很简单，只需要一张桌子，几个鞋垫和两把椅子。不过其中一人要能讲东北口音。 这个小品的原表演者，是何炅和马丽。 给你台词链接： http://baike.baidu.com/view/3306764.html?wtp=tt
原贴：两个人的相声或小品剧本
阿斯达罗特
母亲：“宝宝，妈妈忙去了，咱外边晾的衣服呢。你看着别让人偷了去，有事就叫我。”
宝宝：“嗯”来了一小偷，对孩子：“几岁啦？”
宝宝：“5岁”
小偷：“你叫什么名字啊。”
宝宝：“我叫小虎”
小偷：“你认识我吗？”
宝宝：“不认识”
小偷：“咱们俩一起玩吧，我姓逗，叫逗你玩，你叫我，叫我。”
宝宝：“逗你玩”
小偷：“好，太好啦。”
小偷拿走了衣服，小宝大声的叫：“妈妈，他拿咱家褂子啦。”
母亲：“谁啊？”宝宝：“逗你玩”
母亲：“好好看的”小偷拿走了裤子，小宝大声的叫：“妈妈，他拿咱家裤子啦。”
母亲：“谁啊？”
宝宝：“逗你玩”
母亲：“这孩子。一会我揍你，好好看的别叫啦”小偷拿走了被单子，小宝大声的叫：“妈妈，他拿咱家被单子啦。”
母亲：“谁啊？”
宝宝：“逗你玩”
母亲：“这孩子。再不老实，我揍你。”
小偷走了，母亲出来了：“咱们的衣服呢？”
宝宝：“拿走啦”母亲：“谁啊？”
宝宝：“逗你玩”
原贴：急需两个人的小品剧本？
ullaxu
A:I think I’clever than you。 B D：really？Don't you know I'm a doctor(博士) C:That'nothing. Doctor’s Chinese meaning is the same as the spider(蜘蛛) in chinese。 B D：Well，if you can answer our two quiestions you must clever than me. A C: OK B:who is closer(更近)with you ? your mother or your father? A:let me
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